Alternative Canon

Alternative Canon Monday, July 20 @ 9:30 PM, 2026 Playwright: Erin Proctor Director: Brandon Urrutia Dramaturg: Rosalind Elise Parenzan CAST: Pilar Mendoza - Sarah Danielle Breitstein - Hagar Dayron Leon - Abraham Mikey Fiocco - Nahor/Ishmael Diana Buitrago - Terah/Michael Aaron Burstein - Gabriel Lot - Jarrett Cordeiro Lot’s Wife - Dana Tortora Alternative Canon takes the Book of Genesis and flips it on its head by asking: What if God made contact with Sarah first instead of Abraham? Complete with tiny girlbosses, deities that transcend gender, and pillars of salt; this campy comedy will show you what really goes into the nitty gritty of Intelligent Design. Content advisory: death, suicide, miscarriage, Biblical Violence