Science Tonight presents: The Boneys

Move over Oscars, Grammys, and Tonys. A new award show has been unearthed. The Boneys is the award show for celebrating the incredible record of life on Earth. It will have everything you expect from an award show, red carpet, interviews with old fossils, and after parties. Awards being presented will include: "Best Preserved Butthole", "Strangest Pose When Fossilized", and the award of the evening "Best Fossil Record by a Living Fossil". Will gingko win it again? Red carpet access for all, the audience is encouraged to "Dress to Compress". ** More details soon! **